life is full of little surprises, for example:
‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’
truly amazing
When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late
(Source: awesomeesaucee, via harolds--hangdown)
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
(via harolds--hangdown)
(Source: kryptmotion, via tom-bass)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via harolds--hangdown)
Welp, bye guys it’s been fun.
If this happens, my entire fucking blog goes down the drain.
Hate you Yahoo!
(Source: idgafimawesome, via harolds--hangdown)
If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
The notes. You don’t belong here if you don’t reblog this. THE NOTES!
(Source: charizzaaa, via harolds--hangdown)
